'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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