Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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