you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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