This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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