in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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