You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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