we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I need to calm my uterus...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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