I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
