i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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