When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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