Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ugly people sure do ruin things
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
