on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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