he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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