i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
where are you?
Hypothermia
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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