I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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