then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
