hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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