So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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