either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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