I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
you inspire me to be a worse person
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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