also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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