im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
we're so committed to being not committed
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
tell me about the fingering
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