if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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