have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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