I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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