I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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