Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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