So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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