He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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