What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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