Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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