having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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