Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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