Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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