dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We got so high we made milksteak
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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