i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
my poor anus
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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