I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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