So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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