I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
and she was petting her beer can
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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