I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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