Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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