I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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