FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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