So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize
