just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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