no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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