But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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