I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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