It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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