I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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