fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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