Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I will pee on everything he values.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You ate ashes out of my bong
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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