Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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