OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i already hear my dad disowning me
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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